Rigged. POKER!
Rigged. A tough lady that looks like she can fight MONSTERS!
Rigged. An alien man!
Rigged: A tough lady or alien cartoon man that fights monsters and plays poker!
Rigged
Rigged. I think this is like when you go fishing or something and you have to prepare the ship so that you don't drown....
Rigged. POKER!
Rigged. A tough lady that looks like she can fight MONSTERS!
Rigged. An alien man!
Rigged: A tough lady or alien cartoon man that fights monsters and plays poker!
Rigged. POKER!
Rigged. A tough lady that looks like she can fight MONSTERS!
Rigged. An alien man!
Rigged: A tough lady or alien cartoon man that fights monsters and plays poker!
Biology
Biology. I've been told that since I am a human, I should know about this stuff. But....whatever! It seems too SCIENTIFIC to ME!
Biology. Microscopes looking at things!
Biology. Killing FROGS!
Biology. The OCEAN !
Biology. It seems like it is looking at dead frogs under a microscope, while swimming with a lot of fish....in the OCEAN!
Biology. Microscopes looking at things!
Biology. Killing FROGS!
Biology. The OCEAN !
Biology. It seems like it is looking at dead frogs under a microscope, while swimming with a lot of fish....in the OCEAN!
Insurance
Insurance. They say you need this in case you don't want to die in a car! Should I get it? I don't know! I don't want to pay $1300 a year even though that's how much rent is every month! AHHHHHHH!!!!!! What is insurance anyway????
Insurance. An Umbrella!
Insurance. A Life Saver!
Insurance. A Bedtime Story!
Insurance. So it seems like it's an umbrella lifesaver that tells you bedtime stories and makes you smile! I don't know if paying $1300 for that type of thing would make me smile, but ok. Maybe I will keep shopping around till I find cheaper versions of this umbrella lifesaver bedtime storyteller. Maybe it will be cheaper if I take of the lifesaver feature??? AHHH!!!!!!!!
Insurance. An Umbrella!
Insurance. A Life Saver!
Insurance. A Bedtime Story!
Insurance. So it seems like it's an umbrella lifesaver that tells you bedtime stories and makes you smile! I don't know if paying $1300 for that type of thing would make me smile, but ok. Maybe I will keep shopping around till I find cheaper versions of this umbrella lifesaver bedtime storyteller. Maybe it will be cheaper if I take of the lifesaver feature??? AHHH!!!!!!!!
Virgin
Virgin. They talk a lot about this at church. I don't know what this is. Is it a thing or a place? How do you get one? From the Pope?
Virgin. A Lady With A Halo!
Virgin. A Porn Star!
Virgin. A Big Woman Doing The Splits!
Virgin. If this is a holy person, how is it also a porn star that can maybe do the splits and be fat? Wearing a halo if you are a porn star can NOT make you holier, right???? Will someone answer me? (because the Pope won't).
Virgin. A Lady With A Halo!
Virgin. A Porn Star!
Virgin. A Big Woman Doing The Splits!
Virgin. If this is a holy person, how is it also a porn star that can maybe do the splits and be fat? Wearing a halo if you are a porn star can NOT make you holier, right???? Will someone answer me? (because the Pope won't).
Important
Important. Sometimes people say - "Take care of this ASAP. It is IMPORTANT!" But- I never see why processing a STARBUCKS receipt for a producer needs to be done ASAP because it usually takes a week for someone to process it in another department that exists in some magical place(I don't know where). IMPORTANT is obviously different for different people-- so what is it???
Important. Holding Hands!
Important. A White T-Shirt!
Important. Telling Boys You're Taken! (If You are Taken!)
Important. It is wearing a white T-shirt that says: "Sorry boys- I'm taken," while holding the hand of that special someone that made you "taken." I guess that is important because you wouldn't want some ugly stranger taking you if you are already taken. Like sometimes, you really have to be clear by holding hands with someone because maybe they will think your white T-shirt "Sorry boys- I'm taken," is just a joke? This kind of important seems unnecessary though, just like filing a STARBUCKS receipt for a producer ASAP is unnecessary. I would say important means unnecessary and I am sticking by it!
Important. Holding Hands!
Important. A White T-Shirt!
Important. Telling Boys You're Taken! (If You are Taken!)
Important. It is wearing a white T-shirt that says: "Sorry boys- I'm taken," while holding the hand of that special someone that made you "taken." I guess that is important because you wouldn't want some ugly stranger taking you if you are already taken. Like sometimes, you really have to be clear by holding hands with someone because maybe they will think your white T-shirt "Sorry boys- I'm taken," is just a joke? This kind of important seems unnecessary though, just like filing a STARBUCKS receipt for a producer ASAP is unnecessary. I would say important means unnecessary and I am sticking by it!
Definition
Everyone says that GOOGLEGOOP is NOT the right way to make a definition. Apparently, Merriam Webster would KILL me if he knew I was doing this. I guess he's an important guy or something, but why should I care about his opinion, ya know???? At the same time, I don't want anyone to kill me, so I better get to the bottom of this.
Definition. A Disease!
Definition: A Balloon Enthusiast!
Definition. Jesus!
Definition. It has to do with liking Jesus and balloons, to the point of being a disease. I guess I see why Merriam Webster thinks this is some serious matter that he needs to get all high and mighty over, but if he tries to "kill me" for making definitions, I'm just going to say: "Back off buddy. You are getting too serious right now." Seriously.
Definition. A Disease!
Definition: A Balloon Enthusiast!
Definition. Jesus!
Definition. It has to do with liking Jesus and balloons, to the point of being a disease. I guess I see why Merriam Webster thinks this is some serious matter that he needs to get all high and mighty over, but if he tries to "kill me" for making definitions, I'm just going to say: "Back off buddy. You are getting too serious right now." Seriously.
Uterus
Uterus. People keep saying I have one of these. I guess I do, but where is it and what is it like? Should I take a class to find it?
Uterus. A Purple Blob!
Uterus. Something Very Surprising!... Or a Pink Necklace!
Uterus. An Pink Alien Man!
Uterus. If I were to teach a class on the uterus, I would say that it is a pink alien blob man that Is FULL of surprises! It can come in purple, and you have the option to wear it as a necklace if you so desire! If I had one of these alien blob things, I would have given it as a present to my friend who likes the show Battlestar Gallactica.
Uterus. A Purple Blob!
Uterus. Something Very Surprising!... Or a Pink Necklace!
Uterus. An Pink Alien Man!
Uterus. If I were to teach a class on the uterus, I would say that it is a pink alien blob man that Is FULL of surprises! It can come in purple, and you have the option to wear it as a necklace if you so desire! If I had one of these alien blob things, I would have given it as a present to my friend who likes the show Battlestar Gallactica.
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