googlegoop: I google-image a word. Whatever pops up first I use to write a rad definition

Farouche

2010-12-09T14:25:00.000-08:00

Farouche. People say this is a feeling you get when something bad happens. Or, it just means you're quiet and anti-social.

Farouche. A man licking a bird!

Farouche. An Old Woman Belly Dancing!

Farouche. A bunny stretching!

Farouche. An old woman belly dancing next to a man licking a bird and a bunny stretching!

Scrabble

2010-12-05T23:16:00.000-08:00

Scrabble: This is the word of the day on dictionary.com. I hear it is a game you play with friends or it is the action of clawing at someone's face.

Scrabble: A goldfish eating a shark!

Scrabble: An elephant cut into eight pieces!

Scrabble: Naked people on the beach playing games!

Scrabble: Naked people on the beach playing games with goldfish eating sharks and sliced elephants!

Jesus

2010-11-08T17:21:00.000-08:00

Jesus. I hear he is a powerful person who is dead.

Jesus. A man in a white robe who plays football with little boys.

Jesus. A chocolate bar!

Jesus. A man who wants you to call (or text) him because he misses you!

Jesus. A man who wears a white robe and wants you to call him so you can enjoy his chocolate or play football with him and some smaller boys he picked up at a park somewhere.

Juju!

2010-10-25T13:53:00.000-07:00

Juju. People use this word while doing yoga. I don't know why. Maybe these pictures will explain what juju is.

Juju: A guy with pigtails standing next to decapitated mannequins!

Juju: An Asian woman with a perm!

Juju: A person wearing balloons by a river!

Juju: I thought it had to do with someone's spirit, but it must be Asian women with permed hair that wear balloons by a river with decapitated mannequins and men with pigtails.

Ridiculous!

2010-08-20T12:36:00.000-07:00

Ridiculous: Robert Pattinson next to a picture of himself!

Ridiculous: Cheesy Hamburgers!

Ridiculous: Jessica Biel!

Ridiculous: Robert Pattison next to a picture of himself eating a hamburger and hitting on Jessica Biel at the same time (because why would he do that)?????

Rigged

2009-12-16T18:04:00.000-08:00

Rigged. I think this is like when you go fishing or something and you have to prepare the ship so that you don't drown....

Rigged. POKER!

Rigged. A tough lady that looks like she can fight MONSTERS!

Rigged. An alien man!

Rigged: A tough lady or alien cartoon man that fights monsters and plays poker!

Biology

2009-12-16T17:55:00.000-08:00

Biology. I've been told that since I am a human, I should know about this stuff. But....whatever! It seems too SCIENTIFIC to ME!

Biology. Microscopes looking at things!

Biology. Killing FROGS!

Biology. The OCEAN !

Biology. It seems like it is looking at dead frogs under a microscope, while swimming with a lot of fish....in the OCEAN!

Insurance

2009-05-12T11:51:00.000-07:00

Insurance. They say you need this in case you don't want to die in a car! Should I get it? I don't know! I don't want to pay $1300 a year even though that's how much rent is every month! AHHHHHHH!!!!!! What is insurance anyway????

Insurance. An Umbrella!

Insurance. A Life Saver!

Insurance. A Bedtime Story!

Insurance. So it seems like it's an umbrella lifesaver that tells you bedtime stories and makes you smile! I don't know if paying $1300 for that type of thing would make me smile, but ok. Maybe I will keep shopping around till I find cheaper versions of this umbrella lifesaver bedtime storyteller. Maybe it will be cheaper if I take of the lifesaver feature??? AHHH!!!!!!!!

Virgin

2009-04-01T21:31:00.000-07:00

Virgin. They talk a lot about this at church. I don't know what this is. Is it a thing or a place? How do you get one? From the Pope?

Virgin. A Lady With A Halo!

Virgin. A Porn Star!

Virgin. A Big Woman Doing The Splits!

Virgin. If this is a holy person, how is it also a porn star that can maybe do the splits and be fat? Wearing a halo if you are a porn star can NOT make you holier, right???? Will someone answer me? (because the Pope won't).

Important

2009-03-22T10:58:00.000-07:00

Important. Sometimes people say - "Take care of this ASAP. It is IMPORTANT!" But- I never see why processing a STARBUCKS receipt for a producer needs to be done ASAP because it usually takes a week for someone to process it in another department that exists in some magical place(I don't know where). IMPORTANT is obviously different for different people-- so what is it???

Important. Holding Hands!

Important. A White T-Shirt!

Important. Telling Boys You're Taken! (If You are Taken!)

Important. It is wearing a white T-shirt that says: "Sorry boys- I'm taken," while holding the hand of that special someone that made you "taken." I guess that is important because you wouldn't want some ugly stranger taking you if you are already taken. Like sometimes, you really have to be clear by holding hands with someone because maybe they will think your white T-shirt "Sorry boys- I'm taken," is just a joke? This kind of important seems unnecessary though, just like filing a STARBUCKS receipt for a producer ASAP is unnecessary. I would say important means unnecessary and I am sticking by it!

Definition

2009-03-13T13:31:00.000-07:00

Everyone says that GOOGLEGOOP is NOT the right way to make a definition. Apparently, Merriam Webster would KILL me if he knew I was doing this. I guess he's an important guy or something, but why should I care about his opinion, ya know???? At the same time, I don't want anyone to kill me, so I better get to the bottom of this.

Definition. A Disease!

Definition: A Balloon Enthusiast!

Definition. Jesus!

Definition. It has to do with liking Jesus and balloons, to the point of being a disease. I guess I see why Merriam Webster thinks this is some serious matter that he needs to get all high and mighty over, but if he tries to "kill me" for making definitions, I'm just going to say: "Back off buddy. You are getting too serious right now." Seriously.

Uterus

2009-03-08T07:40:00.000-07:00

Uterus. People keep saying I have one of these. I guess I do, but where is it and what is it like? Should I take a class to find it?

Uterus. A Purple Blob!

Uterus. Something Very Surprising!... Or a Pink Necklace!

Uterus. An Pink Alien Man!

Uterus. If I were to teach a class on the uterus, I would say that it is a pink alien blob man that Is FULL of surprises! It can come in purple, and you have the option to wear it as a necklace if you so desire! If I had one of these alien blob things, I would have given it as a present to my friend who likes the show Battlestar Gallactica.

Problem

2009-03-06T22:09:00.000-08:00

Problem. I have these. They are not ok. Sometimes I have to solve them and I don't even know what they are.

Problem. A Car Stuck In A Sand Dune! Oh no! How Will It Get Out???

Problem. Wires and Lightbulbs!

Problem. A Woman!

Problem. It's either a woman or technology...or a car stuck in a sand dune! I never have encountered any of these, so I don't think I have ANY problems. How fortunate. I guess I am worryless forever now! Life is good!

Orthodontist

2009-03-06T20:02:00.000-08:00

Orthodontist. I had to go to one of these people today. Apparently I had issues with my teeth. Who knows what an orthodontist does though?

Orthodontist. Someone Who Straightens Things...Like Hair!

Orthodontist. A Person Who Makes Your Face Look Weird!

Orthodontist. Someone Who Wears Masks!

Orthodontist. It seems like an orthodontist is a creepy person who wears masks and makes your face look weird but straightens it at the same time. I dunno if I would ever want to go back to one of these guys. I was on some sort of novacaine thing when I saw this mask man so I am not sure if he made my face weird, but I think he straightened it.

Mellifluous

2009-02-04T01:35:00.000-08:00

Mellifluous. Someone said my name sounded this way. I guess birds, dogs, or sirens make sounds, but does my name make sounds like those three things? I sure hope not. Sometimes, sounds are not good things.

Mellifluous. A Black Man!

Mellifluous. A Sunset!

Mellifluous. A Guy Who Puts His Head To Sleep On A Piano Organ!

Mellifluous. So- it looks like this word can mean "boring" because it made someone fall asleep on a piano organ thing. But- it also looks like it can be pretty- like a sunset or black man! Then again, I don't think my name sounds like a sunset or black man....so this word is a little confusing.

Design

2009-01-24T20:11:00.000-08:00

Design. It sounds like Sign. I guess that's because "sign" is in the word "design." Why the "de" then? Does anyone know? Words are weird. I know I like the song "I Saw the Sign" by Ace of Base...I wonder if they ever thought of making it "I Saw the Design"?

Design. Weird white blobs.

Design. A Man Painting a Smiley Face (In a Straightjacket?)

Design. Colorful lines that make X shapes.

Design. I guess it's like art or something. I know that white blobs can be art and painting smiling faces in a straightjacket is performance art and colorful lines are like pretty and stuff..so I guess design is art? Whatever...I don't even know what art is. Art is a word that has no definition. So- I guess design has no definition either...

Volunteer

2009-01-19T00:04:00.000-08:00

Volunteer. People say that this is what you do to help someone.

Volunteer. A group of people that stand in a cluster and point at the sky!

Volunteer. Picking up trash!

Volunteer. When you have to wear a shirt to tell people to be nice to you!

Volunteer. So I guess this means that people aren't nice to you when you volunteer because you have to wear a shirt that says "Hey be nice to me-I'm a volunteer." I guess that means volunteer is also a noun because when you say "a volunteer" it means that "volunteer" is a noun. Pointing at the sky with a group of people and picking up trash aren't nouns though. Those are activities. I don't know if pointing at the sky is really volunteering though, if volunteering means "helping." I would like to become a volunteer though if it does involve pointing at the sky (because that seems easy). Do I become one by applying on Craigslist? Myspace? Facebook? Youtube? Vimeo? or Blogspot? Do I need a resume? A certificate in typing? A suit or business casual attire? Please- someone- let me know!

Maverick

2008-10-08T16:57:00.001-07:00

Maverick. In the debates, Sarah Palin kept saying maverick maverick maverick. I dunno what she meant, but it made McCain seem like some sorta strong sexy cowboy and I know for a fact that he is not a strong sexy cowboy at all. Did Palin even know what she meant? I bet not. She seems like a dummybutt.

Maverick. An Old Green Car!

Maverick. A Western Movie with Mel Gibson, Jodie Foster, and James Garner involving the act of Gambling!

Maverick. A Girl Who Loves Top Gun and Wears a Short Skirt and Looks Slutty!

Maverick. It does seem like it has to do with gambling-- like the type of gambling you do when you buy an old car, see a Western movie, or date a slutty girl that likes Top Gun. I would say that it's safe to say that this 2009 might be a big gamble....especially for our country, America.

Crinkly

2008-10-08T16:43:00.000-07:00

Crinkly. What is it? I got a haircut the other day and people said : "That's pretty crinkly." I didn't know if they were being nice or not. Crinkly sounds like a cool word so I think it is nice. Hopefully.

Crinkly. Medicine for Dogs!

Crinkly. Really Ugly Hair in Ugly Colors That Makes a Lady Look Like a Witch of Eastwick !

Crinkly. A Very Wrinkled Shirt!

Crinkly. It seems like it is a condition that humans get from swallowing dog medicine. Basically, the person gets very ugly hair and a very wrinkly shirt and he/she can never go to a party ever again for fear of being caught with ugly style and poor taste.

Engaged

2008-08-12T01:03:00.000-07:00

Engaged. People say you do this before you get married. I don't know what it is, but I think it's like kissing or something.

Engaged. When a White Guy Puts a Ring on an Asian Lady's Finger!

Engaged. When Bears Give Hearts to Each Other!

Engaged. When You Wear a Diamond on Your Finger!

Engaged. It seems like it's diamonds you put on Asian ladies' fingers...or hearts you give to bears. I don't know if I have any diamonds or hearts to give to anyone! It seems too expensive...and I have medical bills to pay...

Babies

2008-08-11T13:28:00.000-07:00

Babies. People say "babies" are little things that cry. I thought they were just people, but I guess it's anything that's little... like teacups...but not the ones from Disneyland.

Babies. Little Pink Things That Come Out of An Egg in a Pile of Sticks!

Babies. Little Naked People That Fit in Your Hand!

Babies. Little People That Aren't Naked But Come in Different Colors!

Babies. So the consensus is that babies are little people that either come in different colors with clothes or little people that come naked. I don't know why anyone would ever want to be a baby...especially if you could potentially end up as a little pink thing in a pile of sticks!

Hilarious

2008-08-08T16:24:00.000-07:00

Hilarious. It sounds like gregarious. I don't even know what gregarious means. People say something is hilarious when they are laughing really hard and then they stop breathing from laughing...and that does not seem safe at all....so I guess hilarious means "unsafe."

Hilarious. A Scary Rabbit Holding a Crying Baby!

Hilarious. A Scary Face That is Circled in Red at Baseball Games!

Hilarious. A Fat Person Hugging a Very Skinny Drunk Person!

Hilarious. It seems like something scary. Scary rabbits, scary faces, big fat people doing scary things....SCARY! Why would you laugh from a scary thing? I don't know. Sometimes, when I get my blood drawn, I laugh from being scared, so I guess it makes sense. Maybe not though.

Bodacious

2008-07-29T19:38:00.000-07:00

Bodacious. I like words with "acious" in them, so I thought I would do one that was bodacious. Some guys with blonde hair and surfboards like to use this word. I don't know why. I think it means "hot" -- like the hot sun.

Bodacious. Playing Backgammon with a Girl in a Bikini!

Bodacious. A Bull!

Bodacious. A Girl in a Bathing Suit That Has a Hole in it Where the Boobs Are!

Bodacious. It seems like girls in bikinis.....so I guess it is "hot" not in the "sunny" kind of way, but hot in a "sex" way. I don't know how cows are "sexy," but I am happy they get to be considered that way. They should be on HotorNot.com in a cow section.

Awesome

2008-07-28T19:18:00.000-07:00

Awesome. It's how people say they feel sometimes. I think I asked what it was once and it wasn't really ever answered. But let's see what it is right now....

Awesome. Captain James T. Kirk!

Awesome. A Robot!

Awesome. The Drive-thru at this Place called McDonald's!

Awesome. I still don't get it. It's Captain James T. Kirk, robots, and drive-thrus. I think drive-thrus are cool if they give you things for free from a window, but if a robot or this guy named Captain James T. Kirk distributed these free things to me from a window, I am not sure how awesome it would be. It would feel like going to space or being in the future...and I don't know if I am ready for the future just yet.....

Salacious

2008-07-27T01:48:00.000-07:00

Salacious. Is it like the word audacious? It seems like it has to do with salivating , but audacious seems like it's more like a thing that has to do with ears, and you can't salivate from your ears, so......what does salacious mean?

Salacious. The Bottom Half of Boobs and a Glittery Belt! That Parents have to be Warned About!

Salacious. A Strange Creature That Looks Like a Cockroach with One Eyeball!

Salacious. Star Wars! In a Box!

Salacious. It seems like a lot of fun-- boobs and Star Wars and strange creatures! But-- I don't know if I like the idea of having one eyeball and looking like a cockroach. That seems terrible. But oh well-- if you look like that and you're in Star Wars, that's kinda cool (and sexy)....

Chipotle

2008-07-26T12:39:00.000-07:00

Chipotle. It sounds like a Christmas ornament. People at work act cool when they say : "Hey I'm gonna get some Chipotle..." So, what is it? It sounds fun, but complicated (like planning a warehouse party).

Chipotle. A Plant that Looks Like Poo!

Chipotle. A Big Cylinder Wrapped in Foil!

Chipotle. Red and Green Stuff that You Can Eat!

Chipotle. It looks like something you eat-- but it either comes in poo or silver foil form. I don't want to eat poo or foil. Why do people act cool then when they say: "Hey- I'm gonna get some Chipotle...(aka poo or foil)"? "Meet me for some Chipotle...should be some good times, bro." "Hey brah-- let's get some ChiPOTLA CHIPOTTER CHIPOOP CHIPOIL"....blah blah!

Manager

2008-07-25T14:42:00.001-07:00

Manager. It sounds like some important thing. Like if you were to do it, then you would wear a crown or something and people would say: "Don't mess with that guy...he's a MANAGER!"

Manager. When People Sit Around a Clock and Look Way Busy!

Manager. People Shaking Hands!

Manager. A Chart That Looks Like a Beehive!

Manager. It's like woah...charts and clocks and people shaking hands. Business suits!??!? Hardhats!?!?!? What's next? Official ribbons to wear that say "MANAGER" in gold letters?? What about just really cool aprons with designs by Louis Vuitton?

Audacious

2008-07-24T02:12:00.000-07:00

Audacious. I think it has to do with hearing things because sometimes when I need to guess a word, I look at the first three letters and since "aud" seems like it has to do with hearing-- it must have to do with hearing. Audacious could also be bodacious though. If so, I expect some pictures of models!

Audacious. A Crazy Colorful Picture that looks like Fire!

Audacious. A Boring Desktop for a Computer with Weird Music on a Playlist!

Audacious. A Toy Car!

Audacious. It doesn't seem like it has anything to do with hearing...just colorful fire pictures, toy cars, and a very bad desktop that plays weird music. I guess the music has to do with hearing, but I am more concerned about the boring desktop being audacious. How audacious is it? Like just a little or just a lot? I have to know. I don't know if I can accept a boring desktop being the definition of a very exciting seeming-word...it just seems like an injustice to the world of words.

Boogalu

2008-07-14T23:22:00.000-07:00

Boogalu. It sounds like something a ghost would say...or some Disney character or something. It could be a fun thing- but it could also be very scary. Let's find out!

Boogalu. A Happy Man in a Hat Playing a Fiddle!

Boogalu. A Serious Man in a Hat and Black Suit Making Weird Dance Moves!

Boogalu. A Red Naked Lady That Looks Like a Murderer!

Boogalu. It seems like it is weird people dancing or playing fiddles and wearing black suits that could also have red skin and be naked if you asked them to do that. I am afraid that these type of people are the people that may make a lot of noise and cause fights since they are red and look like warriors. I feel like watching out for myself around people like that...you never know what kind of dance move or crazy fiddle song they could play.

Belies

2008-07-13T22:27:00.000-07:00

Belies. It sounds like a bad lie. I hate those. When people make them, you can see it in their faces that they are uncomfortable (like maybe they need to poo).

Belies. A Little Girl Hanging Out With a Fat Statue!

Belies. Russian Buildings!

Belies. Graffiti about The World Changing!

Belies. It does seem like a type of lie if it's graffiti about about the world "changing." The world hasn't changed for me! What do russian buildings have to do about the world changing anyways? If it were changing, little girls wouldn't be hanging out with statues, that's for sure!

Efficient

2008-07-12T19:00:00.000-07:00

Sometimes, when I am busy, I can't always keep up on things. People say, "You need to learn how to be efficient, Alessandra!" I say, "Whaaaat? Is that science?"

Efficient. Puzzles!

Efficient. Climbing a Stack of Paper!

Efficient. A Car! (That is Very Small! Like a Golf Cart!)

Efficient. It seems like it is doing something that can be hard but when you do it, it is like driving a little car that is super fun like bumper car fun. I dunno. I would like to be able to drive a small car, but I don't want to climb a stack of papers to do it.

Epigram

2008-06-17T00:06:00.000-07:00

Epigram. Is it a measurement? Do you need to use a ruler or scale? Can you get it at a grocery store? Does it weigh a lot?

Epigram. Yellow Flowers! With a Silly Message!

Epigram. Butterflies!

Epigram: A Suggestion!

Epigram. It seems like nice words and flowers and butterflies. I bet you could hang them on a wall as decoration so that when people see them in your house, they think you like nice things. What if you were a person that did not like nice things but put up nice things on your wall anyways? Would you be a liar?

Blasphemy

2008-06-16T18:07:00.000-07:00

Blasphemy. People sound mad when they say this word! I get scared hearing how mad they get! It's like if you say this word, you are saying a bad thing!

Blasphemy. A Devil Creature!

Blasphemy. When Jesus Smokes and Drinks!

Blasphemy. People making Weird Arm Signs in Front of a Picture of Jesus!

Blasphemy. It seems like bad stuff...devils and drinking and making arm signals that are weird....I don't want to be a blasphemy...but I don't know what I would have to do to be one!

Enigmatic

2008-06-15T03:51:00.000-07:00

Enigmatic. It sounds like static. I don't even know what static means. If enigmatic was a space creature, I would capture it and eat it for dinner.

Enigmatic. A Girl! Sitting! In a Pool!

Enigmatic. A Scary Shadow!

Enigmatic. A Strong Man Holding a Sun with an Eyeball!

Enigmatic. It seems like a mysterious thing. Shadows and girls in pools and stong men holding the eye of the sun! It all seems like magic.....but I still don't know what it is to be enigmatic....

Handcuffed

2008-06-14T03:39:00.000-07:00

Handcuffed. Recently I went to a party and some fat girl with fake blonde hair shouted out really happy like, "OMI GOD GUYS-- TODAY I GOT HANDCUFFED!!!!!" It must have been really good if she was so happy. She must have felt like she won a prize or got a fake tan or something.

Handcuffed. When a Policeman Chains a Girl to His Bike!

Handcuffed. When a Girl in a Video Game Puts Her Hands Behind Her Back while a Black Man Stares at Her!

Handcuffed. When a Girl Gets Naked and Presses her Boobs Together with Tied Up Hands!

Handcuffed. It seems like only girls get handcuffed. It looks like it is a sexy thing to do though. I wonder if that is how you get a boy to like you?

Booger

2008-06-13T03:27:00.000-07:00

Booger. What is it? Do you get it from a place? How can I get one and do I pay cash for it?

Booger. A Glob You Pick out of Your Nose!

Booger. A Glob of Green and Yellow and Orange Blobs!

Booger. A Cat! In a Box!

Booger. It seems gross since it is either a cat or a glob of blobs. The fact you get it from your nose is kinda cool because the glob looks like gold, but I dunno if I want gold up my nose.

Birthday

2008-06-12T17:24:00.000-07:00

Birthday. Is it like Christmas? Because Christmas was a day of birth for Jesus Christ, the superstar. People say everyone has a birthday, but I am not sure when mine is. What kind of surprises are in store for me on my birthday day?

Birthday. Colorful Balloons!

Birthday. A Cake! With a Candle!

Birthday. An Old Black Man!

Birthday. It doesn't seem like a day. It seems like balloons or cakes with candles....but then...how is it a black man? How do I have a black man on my day of birth? It makes me feel like a slave master, which is not a good feeling to have.

Dancing

2008-06-11T12:44:00.000-07:00

Dancing. People say you have to move to do it. So does that mean it is like getting out of a house? Do I need to get boxes? Some say they're bad at this dancing thing and some say they're good at it. People say I'm the "bomb.com" at it.

Dancing. Dressing up as a Bunny and Swinging around a Pole!

Dancing. Getting Really Close to The Opposite Sex!

Dancing. Moving on Wheels! Like a Handicap!

Dancing. If people say I am good at this, then I don't know what to think. I've never dressed up as a bunny and swung around a pole! I've also never gotten close to the opposite sex! That is gross. I guess I can move on wheels and be a handicap though! (I am in a neckbrace).

Funny

2008-06-10T10:05:00.000-07:00

Funny. People call other people funny. But-- how does a person become it? What does he need to do? Does God accept funnies?

Funny. A Fat Person in a Wheelbarrow!

Funny. A Pink Dog!

Funny. An Airplane Crashing on Sand!

Funny. So-- it seems like it could be dangerous since it is fat people in wheelbarrows or airplanes crashing in the sand. But-- it could also be really cute-- like pink dogs. I want to be a pink dog kind of funny.

Homeless

2008-06-09T00:09:00.000-07:00

Homeless. It sounds like you don't have much of a home when you're homeless. Someone says you can become this if you're not careful. So, what could it be?

Homeless. Someone Who Wants Beer! And Won't Lie About It!

Homeless. Someone Who Will Code Some Strange Language for Food!

Homeless. Someone Who Will Dictate for Beer!

Homeless. It seems like it's a hard worker who just wants a beer. I don't know why they need to hold signs, though.

Fawn

2008-06-08T23:48:00.000-07:00

Fawn. It sounds like dawn... but I don't even know what dawn is. Fawn, pawn... dawn your mom...LOL. A "your mom" joke!

Fawn. An Animal Thing!

Fawn. A Skinny Model Girl Catching Some Sun!

Fawn. An Animal Thing with a Bird on its Head!

Fawn. So it seems like an animal thing or a pretty lady. I don't know which.

Egg

2008-06-07T18:41:00.000-07:00

Egg. People say you eat it in the morning. I wonder what it tastes like and if it is good.

Egg. A Yellow Gooey Thing that Comes from a Brown Hard Circle!

Egg. A Baby that Comes from a White Hard Circle!

Egg. A White Mushy thing with a Yellow Mushy thing in the Center!

Egg. If you eat it, then you might be eating a baby. Or a mushy yellow thing. Either one doesn't seem pleasant. I don't like eating human mushy yellow things.

Scar

2008-06-06T18:28:00.000-07:00

Scar. People say you can get them if you get hurt. They either look ok or really bad. I wonder what they are.

Scar. A Gun!

Scar. A Gun!

Scar. Staples in the Face!

Scar. It seems like it's bad because it is guns and staples in the face. I wouldn't want one. Ew gross.

Machete

2008-06-05T18:24:00.000-07:00

Machete. I can't even pronounce this. It's sounds like Betty. Betty Machete. Hmph. I wonder what it is.

Machete. A Bloody Knife!

Machete. A Shaved Head with Nasty Cuts!

Machete. A Scary Man with a Lot of Knives!

Machete. It seems like a dangerous thing. Knives with blood and cut heads? Errr. I am scared!

Nerd

2008-06-04T15:42:00.000-07:00

Nerd. Someone says I am one. What is it? A person place or thing?

Nerd. A Guy with Glasses and a Silly Jacket and Bowtie who Likes Bad Music!

Nerd. A Guy with Glasses who is Fat and Sits at Computers!

Nerd. A Guy with Glasses who Wears Suspenders!

Nerd. It seems like it's a guy with glasses who likes computers, bad CDs, suspenders, and silly jackets. Why do people say I am this? I don't have glasses, suspenders, or a silly jacket.

Arthritis

2008-06-03T09:24:00.000-07:00

Arthritis. People say you get this when you are old. So what is it?

Arthritis. Scary Hands!

Arthritis. Scary Hands Again!

Arthritis. Scary Hands for the Third Time- like Witch Hands!

Arthritis. It looks like scary hands. I don't want that when I am old. How can I prevent it? People say you can drink alcohol and it gets rid of it. If that is the case, get me a lot of that.

Relentless

2008-06-02T09:14:00.000-07:00

Relentless. Someone told me I was that. What does it mean? It seems hard to do. Like climbing a mountain.

Relentless. Big Muscle Shoulders!

Relentless. A Guitar!

Relentless. A Motorcycle!

Relentless. It seems like only men are relentless because they are the only ones that can have muscles and play guitar and ride motorcycles all at once. I don't know why anyone thinks I am this.

Cereal

2008-06-01T01:41:00.000-07:00

Cereal. People say you eat it in the morning. Why only then? Is it magic for the morning or something?

Cereal. A Blue Bowl with Yellow Stuff Inside!

Cereal. Colorful Boxes with Names like Wheatbix and Crunchy Nut!

Cereal. A White Bowl with Yellow Stuff Inside!

Cereal. It seems like yellow stuff in a colored bowl or a very colorful box with a name. Do you eat it? It seems so. There is a spoon involved in the first picture.

Dream

2008-05-31T11:05:00.000-07:00

Dream. What is it? People say you have them at night. How do you only have something at night? Does it disappear then? Like a fairy or a princess? How does it do that? Huh?

Dream. Naked People in the Street!

Dream. A Messed Up Face!

Dream. A Pretty Picture of a Pretty Lady Acting Like a Ship!

Dream. So it seems like it could be good or bad. Like maybe it is when you are naked in the street or get a messed up face or become a pretty lady and pretend to be a ship. Maybe all those are dreams. I would like to get one of them then! Maybe tomorrow night?

Uninspired

2008-05-30T10:50:00.000-07:00

Uninspired. Sometimes, my friends say they feel this way and they get really sad about it. I wish I knew what it meant. I don't think I ever feel this way!

Uninspired. A Panda!

Uninspired. A Colorful Picture!

Uninspired. A Sad Working Person!

Uninspired. Looks like it could be good or bad. You could be a cute colorful panda or a sad working person! I prefer the panda part.

Linked

2008-05-29T14:22:00.001-07:00

Linked. There's a website called LinkedIn. I guess it links you in? Like Abraham Lincoln? Get it? Link in...Linc oln....I'm hilarious.

Linked. Connecting People to other People!

Linked. Connecting the Letters A to B to C to D!

Linked. Connecting Hands to other Hands!

Linked. It looks like it is connecting people, letters, and hands! Together! In any case, it seems like a good idea. Or not. We'll see if this website LinkedIn really does any connecting. I wouldn't mind being connected to Abraham Lincoln. I wonder if it can do that...

Asshole

2008-05-28T01:14:00.000-07:00

Asshole. Sometimes, when someone is mean to my friend on the internet, my friend will say: "That guy was such an asshole!" ...and she says it with a lot of exclamation points. So what does it mean?

Asshole. A Hole in a Butt that You Stick Your Face Into!

Asshole. When Your Body Gets Twisted Upside Down Weird!

Asshole. A Scary Man and Another Scary Man!

Asshole. So it looks like a bad thing. A hole in a butt...or a messed up twisted body...those seem like birth defects! I would not want to be called a birth defect! I guess what is worse about being an asshole is that you seem like a scary man. I would never want to be considered a scary man.

Freckles

2008-05-27T23:46:00.000-07:00

Freckles. Is it a disease? Does it hurt? Or is it a juice?

Freckles. A Girl with Red Hair and Spots!

Freckles. A Dog with Spots!

Freckles. A Girl with Spots!

Freckles. Spots! (They can be on a girl's skin or a dog's fur). Crazy. I wonder how I can get some. Is it makeup? Can I get them at a store? They kinda make people look like leopards!

Speed

2008-05-26T18:29:00.000-07:00

Speed. It sounds like read. Do you read it or watch it, since it is a movie? Let's get to the bottom of this.

Speed. A Graph!

Speed. A Car!

Speed. A White Fluffy Mush!

Speed. It looks like it is a car that goes fast...but what is this white mush thing? Does it make you go fast too? I am confused.

Cosmo

2008-05-25T18:11:00.000-07:00

Cosmo. Someone ordered it at a bar the other day. What is it?

Cosmo. A Monkey in a Suit and Hat!

Cosmo. A Blonde Woman on a Magazine Cover!

Cosmo. A Crazy Cat Attacking a String!

Cosmo. If someone really ordered one of these at a bar, they must have been disappointed. Who likes a monkey in a suit or a crazy cat? I can understand a blonde woman on a magazine cover, but this Cosmo must be terrible to taste!

Ganache

2008-05-24T17:34:00.000-07:00

Ganache. My mom got this icecream that has it. What is it?

Ganache. Chocolate!

Ganache. A Chocolate Cake with Cookies on Top!

Ganache. A Chocolate Cake with a Flower on Top!

Ganache. So it looks like chocolate-- with flowers and cookies on top! Mmm...I like the sound of that!

Feral

2008-05-23T17:18:00.000-07:00

Feral. I know a guy named Errol. That rhymes. But hey- what is feral?

Feral. A Scary Cat!

Feral. A Scary Cat Monster in the Forest!

Feral. A Bloody Scary Vampire Face!

Feral. It looks like a scary monster - half cat, half person! With claws! I wouldn't want to run into one of those! They have vampire teeth! Ah!

Across

2008-05-22T17:50:00.000-07:00

Across. It sounds like a direction. People sometimes say: "Go across the river" or "Check out the turkey across the table." So ya, I am sure it is a direction.

Across. A Black President!

Across. When You Make Out in Water and Someone Watches!

Across. When People in Their Underwear Carry a Big Statue!

Across. It is a black president that can make out under water and carry a statue (in his underwear)! I don't see how that is a direction. That sounds more like a talented person! I would like to try such tricks someday.

Swoosh

2008-05-21T17:03:00.000-07:00

Swoosh. It sounds like moosh. I have no idea what it could be other than some crazy cartoon. Or, is it like the act of jumping? Who knows.

Swoosh. A Curved Line! In Blue and Black!

Swoosh. A Lot of Strange Bumpy Lines! In Black!

Swoosh. A Curved Line! In Red!

Swoosh. So I guess it is a line! In curved form! Or blue, black, and red. It is a line that can come in any color as long as it is curved. I wish it was something more exciting since it sounds that way.

Hungry.

2008-05-20T16:01:00.000-07:00

Hungry. What is it? It seems like it happens everyday. People will say, "I'm hungry" at work. What do you do for someone like that?

Hungry. A Baby Duck Catching Something in its Mouth!

Hungry. A Big Thought Bubble with Food Inside!

Hungry. When You Eat a Burger Joyously!

Hungry. It seems to do with putting things in your mouth, like food or hamburgers. Maybe it is a thought bubble of putting food in your mouth? I think that makes ME have a thought bubble of putting food in my mouth.

Cast

2008-05-19T15:52:00.000-07:00

Cast. Someone says you do it for a movie so that the movie has people in it. Wow. I wonder how you do it though. It seems like a tricky thing.

Cast. A Shield for a Fat Stomach!

Cast. Sexy People in Swimsuits!

Cast. An Ugly Sleeve for Your Arm!

Cast. It seems like something you wear, so why does someone say cast is what you do to have people in a movie? I guess I would want sexy people in swimsuits to be in my movie, but not if they are wearing casts. Like, woah.

Sad

2008-05-18T15:40:00.000-07:00

Sad. Someone said that's what they felt today. How do you feel it, though? Do you pet it? Is it soft or fluffy? Or, is it hard? Like a tin can? How do you feel a sad?

Sad. A Frowning Clown!

Sad. A Robot!

Sad. When a Smiley Face Goes Upside Down and makes Water Come From His Eyes!

Sad. Is it like a frowny face that a clown or robot makes? How come water comes from the eyes when you are feeling it? It seems messy and terrible. Bah!

Vociferous

2008-05-17T10:54:00.000-07:00

Vociferous. It sounds furious. Like a ball of fire that you throw at someone and ouch it hurts! Hmmm...I wonder.

Vociferous. An Happy Man with Face Paint!

Vociferous. An Angry Man Playing Football!

Vociferous. An Angry Man in a Suit!

Vociferous. It seems like it means happy or angry....and it could involve sports...or wearing suits! Who knows? It seems like something I do not want in my house.

Dank

2008-05-16T10:45:00.000-07:00

Dank. What is it? It does not sound pleasant. It seems like it smells bad. Gross.

Dank. A Smiling Donkey!

Dank. A Very Attractive Couple! Wearing Terrible Clothes!

Dank. A Scary Squirrel!

Dank. So it seems like it is not a pleasant thing. Attractive couples that don't know how to dress is probably my worst nightmare. So are scary squirrels and smiling donkeys. Crazy!

Italics

2008-05-15T23:50:00.000-07:00

Italics. My friend said he likes them. He showed me an example and I didn't get it. Why would you like everything crooked?

Italics. A Crazy Language Which You Must Tilt Your Head to Read!

Italics. Capital Crooked, Angry Letters!

Italics. Italics!

Italics. They are ugly slanted letters that you have to tilt your head to read...which I do not want to have to do! Who would want that? No one would want that!

Collaboration

2008-05-14T11:14:00.000-07:00

Collaboration. Some people say this is a very important thing. I think it sounds too complicated. How do you do it? What is it? Huh?

Collaboration. A House with Three Different Colored Doors!

Collaboration. A Big Ball of Rubberbands!

Collaboration. When You Put You Hand on Top of Other Hands!

Collaboration is WAY TOO COMPLICATED. How do you build a house with three doors? Also, I would not want to put my hand on top of ten other mystery hands! I could get germs! Who wants a rubber band ball anyways? Hah. Collaboration. How bodunk.

Love

2008-05-13T10:55:00.000-07:00

Love. What is it? People say it happens on a holiday in February, so does that mean it only happens once a year? Is it like Earth Day? Earth Day is the only day you pick up trash, so maybe there is only one day in the year that you get Love?

Love. Fuzzy Stuff!

Love. Money in a Bow!

Love. Fireworks!

Love. It seems pretty simple. Fuzzy fireworks, money with bows....love. I want some. :)

Old

2008-05-12T17:21:00.000-07:00

Old. What is it? I do not want to be it, I don't think. A person I liked named Peter Pan didn't ever want to be it. So what is it?

Old. A Dog with White Hair!

Old. A Blue Dog!

Old. Terrible Penmanship!

Old. A dog with terrible penmanship! Now I know why Peter Pan never wanted to be that. Who would want terrible penmanship!??

Robot

2008-05-11T17:03:00.000-07:00

Robot. Apparently, Honda Motor Company is making some of these and naming them ASIMO. What a weird name! They seem like scary aliens!

Robot. Machine People! That come in a Variety of Shapes and Sizes! Like Real People!

Robot. A Fish! (But Fake Looking)!

Robot. A Machine Suit That You Can Slip on, Like a Bathing Suit!

Robot. It seems like a machine thing. But I can't tell if it is real or fake! I guess you wear it to become a machine? Woah!

Puffy

2008-05-10T13:35:00.000-07:00

Puffy. My mom used to say, "If your stomach hurts, make a puffy!" I never really knew what she meant...but I did make farts. I decided to finally get to the bottom of this and find out what a puffy was.

Puffy. The Rapper! Shaking Bill Clinton's Hands!

Puffy. A Green Knitted Creature Thing!

Puffy. A Lady with the Biggest Nipples in the World!

Puffy. I don't know how I would ever make one. It's a rapper with the biggest nipples in the world....or a green creature with the biggest nipples in the world. How weird! I don't ever want to make a puffy!

Sketch

2008-05-09T13:28:00.000-07:00

Sketch. One of my friends says he is performing in one of those tonight, so I guess it is a performance. But, how does it work? Do you say things or just dance?

Sketch. A Black and White Drawing of a Lady!

Sketch. A Black and White Drawing of a Lady...(Or Man...I am not sure)...on a Red Tablet!

Sketch. A Black and White Drawing of a Lion!

Sketch. So what is it? It seems like you can't perform them because they are just black and white drawings of things. How do you perform a drawing? Maybe he is lying to me about what he is doing tonight......I bet he is a talented artist though!

Embarrassed

2008-05-08T13:20:00.000-07:00

Embarrassed. Someone says it is when you turn red and feel bad. Let's see about that!

Embarrassed. When you turn Red and Cover your Privates because you are Naked!

Embarrassed. When a Monkey Puts his Hands on his Face!

Embarrassed. When a Lady in a Wedding Dress has Weird Legs!

Embarrassed. It definitely seems like you turn red and cover your face if you are embarrassed, but no one told me about getting naked and having weird legs! I would NEVER want to get embarrassed ever, now that I know what it is!

Jealous

2008-05-07T03:19:00.000-07:00

Jealous. What is it? It sounds like a jewel or jellybean. Is it good or bad? What is a jealous?

Jealous. When You Turn into a Monster!

Jealous. When You Get Annoyed at Someone Pretty!

Jealous. When You Get Mad at Someone that Caught a Fish!

Jealous. It seems like an awful feeling. I would never want it. You can turn into a monster if you have it! Oh jeez.

Beauty

2008-05-06T01:20:00.000-07:00

Beauty. Someone says it's relative. What does that even mean though? It seems like a cosmic force. How do you get it? At a store?

Beauty: A Cream you put on your Leg!

Beauty: A Lipstick Stain!

Beauty: Hair in Front of your Face!

Beauty. It seems like a messy thing. Cream on the legs and lipstick stains? Also-- hair in the eyes-- how distracting....I don't think beauty is anything I want to get at the store....

Hipster

2008-05-05T15:27:00.000-07:00

Hipster. What is it? People say because I live in Silverlake I am soooo hipster. Is it hip? Like the hip on your body? What?

Hipster: A Butt.

Hipster: A Bum.

Hipster: A Girl in her Underwear!

Hipster. A bum sandwiched between a butt and a girl in her underwear. What? I am NOT that.

Unsexy

2008-05-04T00:13:00.000-07:00

Unsexy. Someone said my neckbrace was just that. I don't know what the girl meant, but it must have been a compliment. People are typically nice when you're injured.

Unsexy: A Lady That Smiles Too Big and Has Blonde Hair-- (Hey I've seen her in a Sex show called Sex in the City!)

Unsexy: A Guy with a Sheet OVER his Privates!

Unsexy: A Woman who Has Long Hair and Holds Butterflies and Flowers!

Unsexy. Well, for sure a guy covering his privates is unsexy...I can believe that. But if a long, blode haired girl carrying butterflies and roses is unsexy and she was on a SEX show, then I don't know who to believe! What is going on? If you are on a sex show and you are considered unsexy, then that TV show must be stupid! Wow...

Icecream

2008-05-03T09:57:00.000-07:00

Icecream. What is it? Is it cream made out of ice or ice made out of cream? The other day, I heard people bought some for 31 cents from this place called Baskin Robbins. How cheap! I later heard it's because Baskin Robbins has 31 Flavors....so that was clever to sell stuff for 31 cents! Ha Ha! I guess icecream is something you buy that comes in a flavor?

Icecream: White Stuff Covered in Brown Stuff that goes on a Stick!

Icecream: Eight Different Colored Balls that go on a Cone!

Icecream: A Lot of Balls that you Eat Really Fast or Put in Your Pocket Like this Man in a White Coat!

Icecream. It seems like you eat it-- or stuff it in your pocket. It comes in colorful ball forms- on a stick or on a cone. It looks tasty too...or complimentary to pockets.... I wonder where you get it? Is it like coffee, which you might get everyday? Probably.....

Strong

2008-05-02T09:44:00.000-07:00

Strong. What is it? People say that if you take vitamins, you can get strong. I bet moms use strong as a way to get their kids to stop misbehaving (like a cookie)---"Don't run around and scream, or else you can't get a strong!" I bet that is what it is...a reason to stop misbehaving.

Strong: A Monkey!

Strong: A Computer, Specifically a Mac!

Strong: A Lady with Muscles that are Way Too Big, but Good For the Army!

Strong. So what is it? It looks like a lady with big muscles that plays with monkeys and Mac computers in the army. I wouldn't want to get one of those as a reward if I stopped misbehaving. What if I ended up being put in the army too? I mean, come on....seriously.... I would want to get something better....

Sunshine

2008-05-01T21:05:00.000-07:00

Sunshine. People say you get a lot of it in the summer. But what is summer anyways? Sunshine seems like it could be annoying. Or maybe it is nice? People like the summer so maybe it is REALLY nice!

Sunshine: A Yellow Ball that Melts in a Hand!

Sunshine: A Group of Guys in Black Vests with a Red Balloon!

Sunshine: A Streak of Light that Can Kill!

Sunshine. It looks like you have to watch out for it. It melts and kills and wears black vests! It seems like it could be a crazy killer man! Woah.....

Lady

2008-04-30T23:52:00.000-07:00

Lady. Is that a person? Someone says that if you saw me at a dinner table, I would not be considered this. What did that person mean? Just because I put food on my face doesn't mean....whatever...lady is I bet a gross thing anyways.

Lady: A Person from the 50s!

Lady: Hockey Players!

Lady: A Ghost!

Lady. So Lady is something I definitely do not want to be. They are ghosts from the 50s that play hockey! That's not fun! I'll put food on my face any day rather than being a lady! HA!

Magnificent

2008-04-30T22:49:00.000-07:00

Magnificent. Does it mean "amazing"? That is what it seems like when people say it. Usually it is followed by an "oooo...ahhhh"...so I think it means "glorious"....like the sun and moon. Magnificent is like the universe.

Magnificent: A Man wearing only Underwear and tall Fashion Boots!

Magnificent: Lions that Tear each other's Faces Off!

Magnificent: A Fish that Eats another Fish!

Magnificent. It seems violent and not glorious at all. Whoever said God was magnificent is probably wrong. Does he only wear underwear and boots? I don't THINK so! Seriously, magnificent seems like a devil word!

Edible

2008-04-29T22:36:00.000-07:00

Edible. It sounds like bull. What do you do with it? Throw it in the trashcan? It sounds more like it smells. I dunno. Is it a thing or a feeling or a taste? Is it ordinary or is it magnificent? What is magnificent, really?

Edible: A Candy Bra!

Edible: Body Parts!

Edible: The Nutcracker!

Edible seems gross. Who would want to wear a bra made of candy? Doesn't it get sticky? Who said that was a good idea? Who said you could eat the nutcracker or body parts? I think someone needs to change their tastebuds!

Deposit

2008-04-28T23:26:00.000-07:00

Deposit. What is it? Would I want one? How do I get it? Do you need something to get one? What does it smell like?

Deposit: A Place Where A Man Goes to Visit a Woman's Legs!

Deposit: When You Bring a Big Bag of Money to a Woman!

Deposit: When You Press Buttons!

Deposit. It seems like a sex thing involving money and buttons. Do you get a deposit if you give money to get the sex or do you get a deposit when you do the sex? Why are there buttons!??!?!?

Disconcerting

2008-04-27T18:27:00.000-07:00

Disconcerting. Is it like when you are concerned??? Disconcerting sounds like a "dis," which is like getting a bad compliment I think. I don't think I ever want to get a "disconcerting". My friend Señor Sassmacho suggested this word because he saw the third image below on the google internet and he was like, "What?" I don't think he likes the idea of getting a "disconcerting".

Disconcerting: Half of a Bald Guy's Head -- Maybe it is Smiling, Maybe It is Not! It is Behind a Wall Though!

Disconcerting: When Superman Cries on Superwoman's Shoulder!

Disconcerting: A Baby that Needs a Fake Hand on its Butt to Sleep!

Disconcerting. It seems really terrible. When Superman cries on Superwoman's shoulder, it always makes me uncomfortable. Babies needing hands on their butts to sleep also makes me uncomfortable! So do bald guys hiding behind walls! Is disconcerting the idea of being uncomfortable around something???? Maybe. Señor Sassmacho sent me that baby picture to make me uncomfortably angry I think!

Producto

2008-04-26T18:08:00.000-07:00

Producto. Someone told me that "producto" was the feeling of getting things done. But -- what? It sounds made up. There is such a thing as production -- and that is like a show or movie or something. So what is that guy saying!?!?

Producto: A Strange Looking Dinosaur Llama!

Producto: A Martini Glass with a Rainbow Inside!

Producto: A Blue Bicycle Helmet!

Wow. Someone was wrong. Producto is so not getting things done. Producto is like drinking a martini when wearing a bicycle helmet and riding a strange llama! Don't tell me you can get work done when riding a llama...

Salubrious

2008-04-25T13:04:00.000-07:00

Salubrious. What is it? Is it a taste? Does it make you go "wow"? Salubrious... my friend likes it. Is it because it rhymes with Jesus!?

Salubrious: A Naked Boy with a Horse!

Salubrious: Flowers!

Salubrious: A Deer with String in its Hair!

Salubrious...why does my friend like this word? Does he like boys with horses? Maybe he likes flowers. I don't know why he likes deer with messy hair though! Maybe salubrious is like peaceful flowers next to a pretty white horse that a boy walks around naked with but a deer doesn't like seeing that so he messes his hair up and goes, "Humph!"? I dunno. Salubrious is still a mystery to me. It's seems pretty though...and gay! (But I am just referring to the flowers).

Crush

2008-04-25T09:30:00.000-07:00

Crush. It sounds like mush! Do you eat it? What goes well with it? Ketchup? I wanna try!

Crush: Two Sexy Girls in Bikinis!

Crush: Heart Symbols!

Crush: A Pink Drink!

So crush IS something you can drink-- not eat! Maybe crush is like when you are drinking a pink soda and you see a sexy girl in a bikini you go up to her and give her a heart symbol? Ya-- that must be what crush is....

Jello

2008-04-24T20:19:00.000-07:00

Jello. It sounds like mellow. Is it a feeling? Do you juggle it like balls? Does it taste like a candy? What is it?

Jello: A Gelatin Dessert that Comes in a Cherry Flavor!

Jello: A Mushy Colorful Substance that you can Build Houses out of!

Jello: A Lady in her Underwear!

Jello. It's mushy! And a dessert? A gelatin dessert? Is that what gelatin is? A mushy substance you can eat because it comes in a flavor? Is there anything that comes in a flavor that you should NOT eat? Condoms?! That is silly. I don't know what those are. Jello seems to be a lady in her underwear that can make houses out of mushy tasty substances. No? You wrestle in jello?! What!?

Real

2008-04-23T20:01:00.000-07:00

Real. What? A lot of people are saying they are "for real" lately. Like-- what do they mean? The people at Hans and Fras are very confused and asked what real was because so many people want to be real. It's like-- isn't everyone real? I didn't THINK I was a ghost!

Real: A Big Machine Man Thing!

Real: A Black Presidential Candidate Seeking Change for America!

Real: An Underwater Car!

Real. So who is for or against it? It looks like anything can be "for real" if it puts its mind to it. Machine men and underwater cars are for real. So what about this black presidential candidate seeking change for America? Is he for real? I want to know more...Hans and Fras, will you make us a "For Real" T-shirt?

Rambunctious

2008-04-22T19:29:00.000-07:00

Rambunctious. It sounds like a bunkbed. Maybe you would play with it? Or...would you get angry at it? Rambunctious. What is it, please?

Rambunctious: A Very Loud Blue Boat!

Rambunctious: A Raindrop that Carries an Umbrella (hey....this raindrop gets around- he was in another post: http://googlegoop.blogspot.com/2008/04/raindrop.html)

Rambunctious: A Sock Man!

Rambunctious is crazy! What do you do with it? It's a sock man that is also a raindrop that carries an umbrella when it really should just ride its boat! Jeeez! Rambunctious-- you are crazy!

Depressed

2008-04-21T10:55:00.000-07:00

Depressed. What is it? Someone told me they felt it. Is it like a blanket? Does it feel like something squishy? What is it?!

Depressed: A Man that Sits By Himself

Depressed: A Lady that Sits by Herself on the Left Side of a Picture

Depressed: A Man or Lady that Sits by Itself on the Left Side of a Picture with Its Head in Its Hands

So is depressed something a person feels but you can't see it? Everyone looks sad...so maybe it is that....sad? Depressed is probably sad feelings and you only sit to the left side of something when you feel the sad feelings! Sometimes, you may put your hands on your face!

Merry

2008-04-21T00:40:00.001-07:00

Merry. What is it? Do you play with it? Is it someone's name? It sounds cheerful...so is it?

Merry: A Mystical Land Covered in Snow with Trees that Light Up!

Merry: An Elfin Man with a Funny Face!

Merry: A Group of Girls Who Only Wear Red and Shout Happy Things!

So what is this merry thing? Girls that wear red seem to say merry with Christmas and boys that look like elves seem to hang out only in snow where trees light up!
Merry seems to be happy girls in a mystical snowland with elf men running around...right?

Weed

2008-04-20T00:16:00.000-07:00

Weed. What is it? Does it grow on trees? What does it do? Is it the name of a city or TV show? What is it? People seem to celebrate it on this very day....

Weed: A Plant!

Weed: Old Ladies or "Grannies" Smoke It!

Weed: A Big Ball of Nuisance!

So-- why do people celebrate this weed on this very day? Do more people than just grannies smoke it? Who can smoke it? Is it illegal? Apparently, it is a plant-- but apparently it is also a big ball of whositwhatsit! So-- who knows? Maybe weed is bad. Maybe it is good.

Fart

2008-04-19T00:04:00.000-07:00

Fart. What is it? Liz from the blog Happyland wants to know. Is it air? Does it smell? Because it rhymes with art, is it?

Fart: A Scary Monster Suit!

Fart: Something You Should Close Your Ass For!

Fart: Air That Comes From Your Butt and You Should Not Do It!

Fart. It seems very clear. It looks like air that comes out of your butt. But why can't you do it? It seems like people recommend closing your butt. But how? Do you wear a scary monster suit to prevent the air from coming out?

Button

2008-04-18T23:35:00.000-07:00

Button. What is it? Does it fly? Is it useful? Can you make one yourself? It sounds like a pastry! So what is it?

Button: A Circle with Holes!

Button: A Baseball Player Scratching His Nose with His Shirt!

Button: An Arrow Pointing Down!

So what is a button? A circle with holes that makes a baseball player scratch his nose or an arrow pointing down to the holes in a circle? I still don't get it...

Mean

2008-04-17T22:28:00.000-07:00

Mean. What is it? An animal? Can you eat it? Does it feel like anything? What do you do with it?

Mean: A Fluffy Cat that Looks Like a Leopard!

Mean: A Graph About I Do Not Know What!

Mean: A Group of Girls that Wear Pink Only

So is mean a bad thing? I know that I don't like math.....Maybe mean is a girl in pink that makes you learn math and pet cats! Ah!

Lancaster

2008-04-16T20:46:00.000-07:00

Lancaster. I tried to find it on a map, but I could not! It is supposed to be in California, but I think they might be lying to me! Could it be a place, person, or thing????

Lancaster: Somewhere that is not California, but Europe???

Lancaster: Planes that fight each other with Fire!

Lancaster: A Pretty Blonde Lady that Poses Funny!

So Lancaster is a person, place AND thing!!!! How do I know which one? Is it a pretty lady that flies a fighting plane to Germany???

Terrorist

2008-04-15T20:30:00.000-07:00

Terrorist. What is it? Does it inflict terror? Is it mad that it has "ist" in its name? It kinda sounds like it hisses!

Terrorist: A Sexy Lady wrapped in Scarves!

Terrorist: A Target for your Gun!

Terrorist: A Man trapped in Rosie O'Donnel's Body!

Terrorists are like sexy then, but dangerous? It seems like sometimes they have hair in gross places, but sometimes, they are just sexy naked ladies that only have to cover the hair on their heads. It seems like you should shoot them with your gun since they have target practice papers for them, but I dunno if it is a good idea....what if they could shoot back?

Raindrop

2008-04-14T18:50:00.000-07:00

Raindrop. What is it? Is it cold? Is it like a drop of weather? What is a drop? Does it fall? Where does it fall from?

Raindrop: A Cartoon Image (resembling water) that Carries an Umbrella!

Raindrop: Falls like Bird Poop!

Raindrop: Becomes a Robot Alien on Command! (in Asia)

So what is a raindrop? An alien robot from Asia that looks like water or water that looks like bird poop and holds an umbrella?

Bicycle

2008-04-13T18:38:00.000-07:00

Bicycle. What is it? I hear they have wheels. How many? Do you ride them? Do you display them in a display case? What do you do with a bicycle?

Bicycle: Comes in a variety of designs, including a Hello Kitty design!

Bicycle: Can have One Big Wheel and One Small Wheel!

Bicycle: Betty Boop Advertises Them!

So, bicycles are confusing! They seem to have too many kinds of wheels and designs. Betty Boop likes all kinds! (Especially the ones at the beach)