Jesus

Jesus. I hear he is a powerful person who is dead.

Jesus. A man in a white robe who plays football with little boys.

Jesus. A chocolate bar!

Jesus. A man who wants you to call (or text) him because he misses you!

Jesus. A man who wears a white robe and wants you to call him so you can enjoy his chocolate or play football with him and some smaller boys he picked up at a park somewhere.