Definition

Everyone says that GOOGLEGOOP is NOT the right way to make a definition. Apparently, Merriam Webster would KILL me if he knew I was doing this. I guess he's an important guy or something, but why should I care about his opinion, ya know???? At the same time, I don't want anyone to kill me, so I better get to the bottom of this.

Definition. A Disease!


Definition: A Balloon Enthusiast!


Definition. Jesus!


Definition. It has to do with liking Jesus and balloons, to the point of being a disease. I guess I see why Merriam Webster thinks this is some serious matter that he needs to get all high and mighty over, but if he tries to "kill me" for making definitions, I'm just going to say: "Back off buddy. You are getting too serious right now." Seriously.